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Joke of the Day
"Spiders always act like they know some big secret but they don't know shit."
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"Watch I was walking down the street one night and a guy came up to me and said, ""Can I piss on your wrist?"" I said, ""Not on my watch"""
"Old people. Old people at weddings always poke me and say ""you're next"". So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."
"Why couldn't the t-rex clap? Because he's dead."
"r/Jokes, what are your best colour blindness jokes?"
"My friend asked me if I was ready to go to the nudist colony. I was born ready."
"I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched Disney Channel today, he would cry."
"After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date..."
"I played a blank CD at full blast yesterday ...the mimes next door went nuts."
"LPT: Don't spend you time posting LPT on reddit. No one on reddit has a life."