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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!"

"what do you call a French OP a baguette"

"I'm not much on seizing the day, I just kinda poke it with a stick."

"On the bright side you only need one more brain cell and you could pass as a plant"

"A pine tree planted in 2004 in memory of former Beatle George Harrison in a Los Angeles park has died after being infested by beetles."

"*affixes a second leash to a hot babes dog while shes tying her shoe* would you look at that. we have the exact same dog. this is incredible"

"When are they going to pass a law making the selling of horrible guacamole punishable with death?"

"I wanna join a gang so I can get in a street fight with a rival gang and intimidatingly snap my fingers to a clever song about friendship."

"right now mitt romney is trying to put an entire loaf of bread in his mouth"

"How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb."