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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!"
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"Why did the Dictator ban Soda? Because there couldn't be 2-liters."
"What kind of tree do chickens come from? None of them you stupid fuck. Chickens come from other chickens, trees from other trees, and the 'try' part of 'poultry' isn't even spelled the same."
"If you have your Twitter account linked to Facebook I don't think you understand what it is we do here."
"[God creating the octopus] Idk, maybe make it look like the time I tried to cram the old pool noddles into a trash bag."
"Tasty Tattoo My girl just got a tattoo of a turkey on one thigh and Santa Claus on the other. She wants to show that there *is* something good to eat in between Thanksgiving and Christmas."
"I don't believe in peer pressure. Unless my friends do..."
"You know the vagina of a fish? It's a fish hole."
"A dad says to his son, ""Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you're going to go blind."" ""Dad, I'm over here."""
"What does the sign of an out of business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."