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Joke of the Day

"Police are saying that they're looking for a black man in his early twenties... And that they always will be."

"Imagine a world without pizza. No, no, stop crying this was just pretend I'M SORRY TRY AND CONTROL YOURSELF I'M SORRY"

"What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian? Yellow Snow."

"I can teach you to write in steps. I call it stair-case...."

"It was my five year old daughter's school play last night. I haven't enjoyed myself so much in years! I didn't go."

"Woman are alot like square numbers If there under 13 do them in your head"

"Not sure if I want buns of steel, or buns of cinnamon."

"Sometimes my dog looks super fucking delicious. #AsianPeopleProblems"

"Why did the girl spray her clock? It was full of ticks."

"What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security? Both have LAX security."