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Joke of the Day

"What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish? Pick up lines"

"North Korea new leader After Kim Jong Un dies, North Korea will be ruled by his son, Kim Jong Deux."

"Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?"

"What is it called when you kill a chickpea? Hummuside"

"10: Can we go to the adoption store and pick up a new baby? Me: Sweet girl, Mama has 4 kids. If we go right now it's probably to drop off."

"Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial? It was framed."

"Spoiler alert: Your '97 Nissan Sentra doesn't need one."

"My ex-wife got a job in Huston giving back-rubs in Walmart She's the Texas Chain Store Massager"

"I can't believe my computer has the audacity to edit audio"

"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their pecker's on their face!"