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Joke of the Day
"I went to this great German bar They called it the Wunderbar"
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"What's the difference between Americans and ice cream? Ice cream fits in a tub."
"What's the Mexican version of the KKK? Que? Que? Que?"
"I always wanted to know what it felt like to blow $85k So today I stood in front of Annex Hall and asked the first art major I saw."
"What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom? A runner in scoring position."
"When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)"
"Tea without sugar isn't ""unsweetened tea"". It's. Just. Tea."
"The bible says ""Do unto others as you would want them to do unto you"" But I think that's sexual harassment."
"Women are from Venus, men are wrong."
"Aches and Pains by Arthur Ritis"