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Joke of the Day

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon people are going to think we're nuts."

"What did the tree do when the bank closed? It started its own branch"

"I wish life had a rewindthe-weekend button."

"""YOLNT"" -Cats"

"""Mommy, why did Santa decide to deliver presents on Jesus' birthday."" Shits about to get REALLY dishonest up in here."

"What do you call it when two female spies fall in love? Lesbianage"

"How to do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints."

"To the people that put their Twitter link in their own Twitter profile: Thank you. I would have never found you otherwise."

"I'm not making any resolutions this year because I'm still working on the ones from 2003."

"My phone's autocorrect would like to wish everyone a happy Palestine Day."