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Joke of the Day

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon people are going to think we're nuts."

"Sorry you handed me your baby and I immediately put it in the garbage I thought that's what we were doing."

"What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"

"If you're between a rock and a hard place ... Stop using crack."

"What is brown and sticky? ..........A Stick"

"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? because it really looks like it did."

"I have a joke thats more fucked up than it is funny. Why do guys slap girls butts? To make sure thier guts dont fall out. Sry"

"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian."

"Life is a lot like a game of golf... Too many strokes and you loose."

"I don't know what disturbs me more about my attraction towards my girlfriends mother. The fact that she's 51 or the fact that she's also my mother."