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Joke of the Day
"If you're between a rock and a hard place ... Stop using crack."
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"when you drink too much, you may get whiskey dick. a less well known concern is when you use painkillers, however, and you get poppy-cock"
"What does George Bush Jr and Michael Jackson have in common? Bush did 9/11 and Jackson did 9 11 year-olds."
"Jokes . . . . I need some jokes to crack my ultra resistant friends, Please Help! P.S I don't care whether they are rude or not."
"That awesome feeling when you walk in the beat of the song you're listening to."
"Job Posting: local pond looking to hire tadpole, must have previous experience as frog"
"""Why is life so hard?"" - Me, trying to open a jar of peanut butter."
"What's a tongue twister? When your tang gets all tongueled up."
"Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer? It had freed up one GB of space."
"How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy)."