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"You know whats scarier than a bee chasing you because i dont"
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"a quick zinger If your uncle jack helped you off a horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse?"
"I was so broke that Rahul Gandhi came in to eat at my house Indian reference"
"What is the poorest tree in the forest? The burr-oak tree."
"honestly it just makes me fat free italian when u tell me salad dressings aren't a good way to describe emotions"
"Just been on bigbustycoons.com Damn, those guys have really good bus companies."
"A young girl walks in on her dad peeing... The dad fumbles around trying to cover up. Then the girl says ""don't worry dad. I've seen one before. Mommy brushes her teeth with the neighbor's."""
"A man walks into a therapist's with just clingfilm around his waist therapist says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts""."
"When you are on a first date and she says to you: ""I want you to treat me like a movie star,"" it is vitally important to establish which type of movie."
"50% of Asians have cataracts. The other 50% drive rinkins."