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"You know whats scarier than a bee chasing you because i dont"
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"A son Whale asks a father Whale ""Where did I come from?"" The father Whale replies ""From my penis"" The son Whale says ""Oh....thanks"" Father Whale says ""You're Whalecum"""
"What do you call a flat chested girl? Manchester Mehboob (translation from hindi : lover)"
"i swear to god I'm funny I was going to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it.. Bada bom tisssh"
"Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a whorehouse for a hug."
"I understand why there were reindeer named Dasher, Dancer and Prancer, but how did Vixen earn her name. What is Santa hiding"
"I never date left handed women Righty Tighty Lefty Loosey"
"ARTIST: I'd like your opinion on my painting. CRITIC: It's worthless. ARTIST: I know, but I'd like it anyway."
"Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into twitter."
"Did you hear about the new divorcee Barbie? She comes with all of Ken's stuff."