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Joke of the Day

"I like the fact that Harriet Tubman will be on the $20 bill. It's good to have a black woman represented on American money. It just sucks that it will only be worth $12."

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"My brother had some bad news.. I saw my brother the other day, he told me ""Grandpa got badly burned"" ""Really how badly?"" ""Well they don't fuck around at the crematorium"""
"Why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink"
"My husband is going to be so surprised when he finds out the woman I've been sleeping with is way hotter than his girlfriend."
"What are parents that you can see through? Transparents"
"Local news station is airing a segment on free rent in exchange for sex. Look, you don't have to tell me how a marriage works."
"Donald Trump's dream is within his grasp He's about to get fucked by every woman in America"
"What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage? I don't know, I just fly the drone"
"Wanna hear a joke about a stupid person? well, too bad. I can't talk to you over the internet. Stupid."
"How do you get fifty old women to say f**k? Shout ""Bingo!"""