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Joke of the Day
"What Rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore."
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"Of course I care about the environment. I spray air freshener every time I leave the restroom don't I?"
"Who wrote ""The Open Kimono""? ""? Seymour Hare."
"I heard that Sarah Palin is inviting everyone to watch the 2018 World Cup from her house"
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cart has claws at the end of its paws. A comma is a pause at the end of a clause. Edit: spelling"
"Ted Cruz announced he is running for president as a Republican. That surprised me; I thought he was running as a joke."
"What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common? They both have problems finding x."
"I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas... ...it's not her main present - just a stocking filler!"
"Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey."
"What is the loneliest number? My phone number, call me please! #Please don't"