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Joke of the Day

"Hope is a single man's game... A married man can't get none ""I hope she ain't mad"" she is. ""I hope I get head tonight"" you won't. ""I hope I'm not in trouble"" you are."

"Jesus loves you is comforting to hear in church, but terrifying to hear in a Mexican prison."

"How big are headphones going to get before we just start to wear helmets with subwoofers inside them?"

"Guys, if a girl invites you upstairs for ""coffee,"" first make sure she has coffee, you don't want to get up there and there's no coffee."

"Facebook should make an option, to block people from tagging me in videos/pictures that have nothing to do with me."

"Why don't jews have arranged marriage? They have no 'forced kin'. I'm so sorry"

"Knock Knock! -Who's there? -I eat mop..."

"Why is a doctor always calm? He got a lot of patients"

"I know the word diputserom sounds bad, but its more stupid backwards"

"""We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."" - A man who owned other men."