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Joke of the Day
"I know karate and tons of other words."
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"Policeman: How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets? Driver: They're all in the glove compartment."
"What's the difference between mono and herpes? You get mono from snatching a kiss........"
"Why don't hipsters like fishing? It's too mainstream."
"[sees girl reading To Kill A Mockingbird] ""Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] kills all those frickin birds."""
"To back up his ""every action has an equal and opposite reaction"" theory, Newton should've released one simultaneously saying ""no it doesn't"""
"When life gives you melons... You're probably dyslexic."
"People are rough on gym teachers, but let's not forget all the years they spend in college, learning how to yell a last name in a scary way."
"This summer, while visiting Europe, I had a blast in Florence. She seemed to enjoy herself too."
"Some people just want to watch the world burn. Other people just don't vote for Trump."