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Joke of the Day
"Why is the Canadian school system broken because they only give out ehs"
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"Red. My least favorite urine color."
"What's it called when a priest is always late? Collared people's time"
"Got run over by a limo today Took fucking ages"
"Everyone around me keeps telling me I'm mean. Which is absurd. Plus, they're ugly."
"What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten? The cat shat on the mat."
"What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says, ""cockadoodledoo"". Your mom says, ""anycockwilldoo""."
"I'm not the kind of girl to get mad and throw a drink in your face....that's wasteful. I'd drink it first and then glass you."
"What is the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick down a girls throat"
"Every war the Chinese have ever lost... was because of chinks in their armor."