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Joke of the Day

"How do farmers count their cows? With a Cowculator!!"

"Asians offer Whites the secret to telling them apart. Whites accept but deliver message to the wrong Asian."

"What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven"

"I didn't use to eat babies. I still don't. I just didn't use to as well."

"How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? When it comes out in conversation."

"I was going to make a chemistry joke But I know I won't get a reaction"

"What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results? A weapons designer for the First Order."

"Arab man gets on a bus and a Jewish woman scoffs and pinches her nose.... Arab says, youve got the problem lady, Ishmael good *OC, Dont hate, probably not as bad if you verbalize it."

"Red Fern Q: Where does the red fern grow? A: In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!"

"Why did the greek philosopher break in two? He was made out of Plato"