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Joke of the Day
"How do farmers count their cows? With a Cowculator!!"
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"An apple a day keeps my fruit-picking business trapped in bankruptcy."
"My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's sad. She's an expert in sighcology."
"What do particle physicists like to drink? Pina colliders."
"*holding a glass of white wine with 2 hands like it's a mug of hot cocoa*"
"""Raccoons""? Oh, you mean garbage pandas?"
"I used to pay out of pocket for Viagra... it was hard for a long time"
"St. Patrick's Day is like 420 for alcoholics."
"I have twin brothers named Juan and Amal. I only carry a picture of one of them because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
"How does a Scandinavian man catcall? ""Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take."""