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Joke of the Day
"""Doctor: Put the IV in. Nurse: The 4 what?"" - chronic problem in Roman emergency rooms"
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"A man walks onto a plane... ... He has a dead rabbit under each arm. The stuardess turns: ""I'm sorry, sir. You're only allowed one item of carrion"""
"There was once a cat on Mars But Curiosity killed the cat"
"I'm going to shave my beard. Her legs will look #FAAAABULOUUUUUS!"
"Today is July 4th. Do you know what that means for tonight? That tonight it'll eventually be 12:00am turning to July 5th."
"Dude, she just liked my status, she totally wants me."
"my mom discovered slang. she just texted me ""sup?"" and i wrote back ""not much nigga! just cold kickin it with my breezies!"""
"What do you call a hooker at Christmas? A frostitute"
"""Ok, I know this is creepy af but check this out.."" -first taxidermist"
"Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!"