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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an original joke and a repost? I don't know, I just click ""submit"""
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"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her."
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"If Hillary wins the election, the whole world be like.. [removed due to WWIII]"
"""Iraqi Suicide Bomb Instructor Accidentally Kills 22 Pupils."" Finally, some school violence everybody can support."
"#ThingsGirlsDoThatGuysHate tease a man and get all his attention while the second velociraptor ambushes him from his blind spot"
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