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Joke of the Day
"Why is there no pain relief in the jungle? Cos the Parrots-Eat-Em-All"
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"Judge: How do you find the defendant? Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it?"
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"What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital? An Ambulance Armstrong"