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Joke of the Day
"My friend said I should move to Alaska... ..He said it's pretty cool there."
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"We don't have locker rooms in Asia. We have ROCKER ROOMS! Hell Yeah! ~~solly~~"
"Every year on Valentine's Day, I put a smile on my wife's face by taking down the Christmas tree."
"What's a gay couples least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe."
"A horse covered in floaties gallops happily toward a swimmin pool. He sees a sign ""NO HORSEPLAY"" He lowers his head ""Ok"" & sadly trots away"
"Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no"
"What do you call a polish guy on a boat? A fishing pole"
"Who could it be? there's a big idiot between the ""I"" and the ""Y"" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?"
"What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed? Inception"
"A penguin, a priest, and a cowboy walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Is this some kind of joke?!"""