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Joke of the Day
"My friend said I should move to Alaska... ..He said it's pretty cool there."
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"What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)"
"Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it."
"I think I can fix one of your ripped shirts. Well sew it seams anyway."
"What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time? The Caliph ate."
"Apparently not checking the mail is not a valid excuse for not paying your bills. The more you know."
"I thought up a color that doesn't exist... It's just a pigment of my imagination."
"Can't believe New Zealand are introducing a new flag just as I finished memorising the old one."
"""Mom, dad, I'm gay"" *dad looks angry as heck* ""Gay for women that is! haha, erm... i love me some vajimbos & those boob things yes siree"""
"They say don't dress for the job you have, but for the job you want. Still, I think I look pretty stupid waiting tables in a spacesuit."