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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a polish guy on a boat? A fishing pole"

"Worst thing about having a one-syllable name: Every ""Happy Birthday"" singer stretches it out awkwardly to fit the song. ""Paaaa-aul"""

"Enterprise What do the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both keep Klingons off Uranus."

"For $60, this printer ink had better be hand squeezed out of endangered squids."

"I was gonna tell you all a joke about how I had to replace the wood holding up my fence... But I was afraid it is only a repost."

"My boyfriend called me today in tears. He said he found a lump on his testicles. I explained to him that it was actually his cock"

"What's it called when you have sex early in the day after a funeral? Mourning Sex."

"I set my kid's dollhouse on fire then asked: DO YOU HAVE INSURANCE?! DOES BARBIE HAVE AN ESCAPE PLAN?! WHY ARE YOU CRYING?! Life lessons"

"My friend told me he walked into his house and saw that the sheets of paper in his office were having an orgy. I asked him, ""How does paper cum?"" ""Why,"" he replied, ""in stacks, of course."""

"Is it true that in prison sometimes a man will try to kiss another gentleman even if he doesn't want to kiss him back?"