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Joke of the Day

"A penguin, a priest, and a cowboy walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Is this some kind of joke?!"""

"How do you know when sex with a blonde is over? The car light comes on"

"What's a polar bear? It's a Cartesian bear after a co&ouml;rdinate transform."

"I saw a really lifelike portrait of Donald Trump the other day... ... it was really freaky how the hands followed you around the room."

"My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes."

"I don't believe you can become a successful bodybuilder without the use of supplements. There's just no whey."

"Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it that often."

"What's the worst thing to come out of The Armenian Genocide? Kardashians"

"Making a frisbee out of bread. Let's see how those bloody pigeons deal with that!"

"Im tired of chasing people who wont chase me... from today on the ice cream man can go fuck himself."