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Joke of the Day
"My friend asked me if goldfish suffer from depression i said ""Yes, but very briefly..."""
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"What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car? A convertible."
"Microsoft will start making ... vacuum cleaners. It will be the only thing they make that doesn't suck."
"Does anyone know of any rappers who are proud of their hometowns?"
"My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore so I switched her digital scale from Lbs to Kg."
"What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains? The all tend to be found enclosed within temples."
"Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft."
"My son ate all the marshmallows in the Lucky Charms and well guess who isn't paying for his college now."
"What's green, red and smells like shit? Green and Red shit"
"I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead."