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Joke of the Day

"This Halloween, make your friends run in terror by walking into their parties as ""guy with acoustic guitar""."

"What was Helen Keller's dog's name? Uuuuuueeeeuuuuhhhh!!!"

"I had to get new tennis shoes this weekend my old ones were pretty run down"

"With this new winter storm on the way, it looks like Boston is going to get hammered again. They'll also be getting snow too."

"What do you call really mean grass? *Agrassive*"

"How would a Muslim describe Castro's gay, atheist lover? In Fidel."

"david guetta feat. the person who sings the whole song"

"What's the most Ghetto cheese? E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)"

"I'm not allowed at the gym anymore because I dropped my chili dog on the treadmill"

"Mayweather VS. Paqiauo wasn't fair... Mayweather got to practice on his wife."