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Joke of the Day
"What do you call really mean grass? *Agrassive*"
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"What does a Triceratops sit on? His Tricerabottom"
"Grandson convinced his grandmother to make an email account. Grandson: Look, Grandma. Somebody already sent you an email. *(Click)* Grandmother: Why would I want to enlarge my penis?"
"Tourette's convention rally What do we want?! A CURE FOR TOURETTE!! When do we want it?! CUNT! SHIT! FUCK!"
"What do you call an Italian hooker? A pastatute!"
"""I'm a vegetarian but I eat fish."" - People who don't get how definitions work."
"An eskimo on holiday in Wales... His car breaks down. A Welshman looks under the bonnet and says, ""you've blown a seal"" Eskimo says ""so what, you fuck sheep"""
"Did Trump make the right choice when choosing his VP? It de-Pence on who you ask."
"A little black baby dies and goes to heaven... God gives him wings. The little black baby says, ""wow God, does this mean I'm an angel?"" God replies, ""Nah nigga, you a bat""."
"[stubs toe] ""GOD DAMMIT"" God: No problem, bro. [toe goes to Hell]"