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Joke of the Day

"If you are wondering how many ketchup packets you can put in a Holiday Inn hot tub before people stop going in, the answer is 9."

"What's the best thing about twenty three year old's? [They're of age.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)"

"I just found out gorgonzola is a type of cheese, not a dinosaur. Needless to say, my gorgonzola salad was a huge let down."

"I got an electric shock yesterday. I couldn't resist it"

"So the other day I tried to bring 2 dead raccoons on an airplane... but the lady at the desk told me a second carrion costs extra."

"My dancing style can best be described as ""Guy On Maury Who Just Found Out He Isn't The Father."""

"Suprise me! I went to the pub last night and the barman asked what I wanted so I said ""suprise me"" He then showed me a naked picture of my girlfriend"

"Having correctly predicted the vampire craze, I now boldly predict the next pop culture phenomenon. Butlers."

"The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physicist while he chugs the last of his beer... The strange charm of a top down bottom's up"

"Man goes to the doctor ""Doc, doc, the area around the entrance on my butt is a little itchy"" ""I think you mean the exit........."""