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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I test drive a car and the Salesman decides to come along, I lock the doors lock eyes and say ""We ride together, we Die together."""

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"A man calls in to work sick on a Friday His boss asks him, ""Why what's wrong with you?"" He replies, ""its my eyes boss... I just can't see my ass coming in to work today."""
"Why did the disorganized suicide bomber's friends not like him? He was all over the place."
"Even in the Olympics, women's basketball is un-watchable."
"Why did the condom fly around the room? It was pissed off."
"Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)"
"Why did the mean and mode laugh together? Because they had a co-median between them."
"""Grow a pear."" - How to insult an apple tree"
"What's brown and sticky. A stick."
"Why are lesbians such poor cooks? Because they love to eat out."