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Joke of the Day

"How do you stop an Armenian tank? You shoot the guys pushing it."

"I used to be addicted to doing the Hokey Pokey Luckily I since turned myself around."

"Marriage. Because dodging your own family wasn't enough."

"My daughter refuses to play with her Ouija Board anymore because every time we play, it spells out CLEAN YOUR ROOM."

"Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !"

"What's the difference between a good joke and click bait? This isn't a good joke."

"I just wrote down my best joke ever my best joke ever"

"It would make more sense to put a teacher in every gun shop."

"If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?"

"The banana apologized to the apple. You're very sweet, but I'm sorry I don't find you a**peel**ing [I know this was terrible. I guess this wasn't your taste.](#s)"