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Joke of the Day
"Pandas are proof that if you have a cute enough outfit no one will call you fat."
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"Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you say that ? Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense !"
"What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness with a Hell's Angel? Someone who knocks on your door and tells YOU to fuck off."
"What did the sign on the whorehouse say? Beat it, we're closed."
"Did you hear about the woman with 12 breasts? Sounds crazy, dozen tit?"
"what's the deal with hairline food I mean sheariously"
"Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas? Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin."
"So there I was hanging from the ledge... When I thought ""hold on a minute..."""
"My wife has her period so I suggested swimming, beach volleyball and a horseback ride. She told me to piss off. Commercials are misleading."
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