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Joke of the Day

"What's The Best Part Of Getting/Receiving A Blowjob? Her shutting up for once."

"What's an astrounaut's favorite key on keyboard? The space bar"

"My relationship is complex. I'm try to keep it real but my girlfriend is imaginary."

"Waiter: Is Pepsi okay? Coke: everybody cares to ask about Pepsi. Nobody asks how I am *coke storms off angrily*"

"Google... qrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5"

"Once upon a time there was a Chinese man and a Chinese woman Look how many there are now"

"Have you heard of the band named 1023 megabytes? Of course not, they haven't made it to a gig yet."

"I only believe 2 things 1. Respect a woman that says no 2. Never take no for an answer"

"What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her."

"I like my men like I like my coffee. Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through Columbia behind a donkey."