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Joke of the Day
"What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke? ""That was very amoosing"""
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"When you hear ""I do not love you but we can be friends"" it's like... your mother says ""Your dog died but you can keep it""."
"""Oh, no. No, no, no. Are you kidding me?"" -First thing I would say if someone raised me from the dead"
"I heard Jewish girls like 8 inches... less 10%."
"Zombies are a fun reminder that the first thing people want to do when they're dead and beyond the law is murder everyone in sight."
"an irish man left the bar...... no, really, it happened......"
"Rumors. Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs."
"How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !"
"World peace (how to) If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours...followed by a global food shortage."
"I don't use Miracle Whip, I use Coincidental Circumstances Easily Explained by Reason Whip."