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Joke of the Day
"What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke? ""That was very amoosing"""
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"asked the universe for literally nothing & received a commercial featuring conjoined twins riding a segway"
"A really twisted joke What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common? They both left bodies in four states."
"""I remember one time I brought my report card home and said 'Hey Dad, I got a B in Reading!"" He just said ""That's a D, you idiot."""
"Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu(ked to achieve it."
"Always the camel, never the toe."
"How did the florist act after getting her dream job? Got so excited she wet her plants."
"What do challah and martial arts have in common? Judo"
"What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack? They both sleep all night and whack all day!"
"I'm disappointed. I check reddit after last night's episode of TWD *SPOILER* and I don't see a single joke about Bob's Burgers."