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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers? F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver"

"""Jimmy, why did you bring your cat to school?"" ""Because my dad said 'When Jimmy leaves for school, that pussy is getting smashed!"" Kind of a lame post, but it's my first on the joke thread :/"

"What do you call a street full of cheap hookers and a McDonald's? Quarter Pound Town."

"Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Cause you're Satan."

"my beloved wife was on the second earth as it detached from our earth and drifted forever #FirstWorldProblems"

"Misunderstandings happen when one person is clearly stupid."

"Why did the hipster drown? Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )"

"The Daffy Dictionary Straw Poll (n.) Something you find on an aroused scarecrow."

"I was in the shower when I had a miscarriage. Worst baby shower ever."

"What do you call a white supremacist who doesn't eat meat? A vegitaryan"