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Joke of the Day
"What did the baby Jew say to the Mohel hooker? Keep the tip"
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"Kiss me you fool. Embrace me you dolt. Cuddle me you simpleton. Marry me you megalomaniac. HAVE MY BABY YOU GARBAGE PERSON."
"Is it getting solipsistic in here, or is it just me?"
"How many vegetarians does it take to eat a whole hotdog? Just one, with ten vegetarian hotdogs."
"What did the Arab's father say when the teacher told him his son bombed the test? ""Thats great!"""
"If you're bringing a kid to my house, it better be a baby goat."
"Killing people is just like smoking cigarettes I can stop whenever I want"
"Why can't Mrs.Clause get pregnant? Santa only comes once a year, and it's always down a chimney."
"What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force? ISITH"
"""Is this seat Taken?"" - Guy who confuses Liam Neeson movies with a chair."