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Joke of the Day

"What does my physics professor have in common with Gandalf? YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!"

"After seeing the ""Women don't talk much in Star Wars"" video... Maybe that's how they got so much done"

"Racist humor ;) Why are there so many black people in Detroit??? It's because they heard there was no jobs there."

"What do Engineers use as birth control? Their Personality."

"Why are setups to jokes so important? because seven ate nine."

"what does pinocchio have for breakfast? oakmeal"

"Christmas is becoming like that creepy friend that shows up to the party too early. The party starts at 7:00, why are you here at 4:30!?!!"

"What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog."

"What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit? A show off"

"If you've ever used Urban Dictionary to compose or decipher a text, congratulations, you're over 40."