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Joke of the Day

"Dont be a racist, be like Mario... he is an Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican that jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew."

"What question would confuse a transsexual who used to be a woman? ""Have you ever been abroad?"""

"Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but you're on Facebook instead."

"What is a grave digger's favorite element on the periodic table? Barium"

"How do make a woman blind? Stick a car windshield in front of her face."

"A recent study has found that 90% of dead people don't breathe. The other 10% didn't respond to the survey."

"I could Juggle right now, but I don't have the balls to do it."

"I only ever learned a couple karate moves, so you could say I know partial arts."

"What do you say to someone who just uttered a tired, old reddit catch-phrase? ""I see what you did there"""

"A repost walks into a bar Bartender says ""shit, you again?!""."