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Joke of the Day

"Dont be a racist, be like Mario... he is an Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican that jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew."

"How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagen beetle? 4 in the seats and 47 in the ashtray."

"Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating."

"I seemed to have lost all my vegetable puns I hope they turnip somewhere"

"Recently found out I'm not the devil. I read the tag on my underpants incorrectly; it said ""Satin"". Oops."

"2 scientists walk into a bar... The first one says ""I'll have some H2O"", the second one says ""I'll have some H2O too"". The bartender looks at them and says ""Are you two idiots talking about water?"""

"what did the serial killer spill to the victim i would tell you but id have to kill you"

"Knock Knock ""Who's There?"" ""Dwayne."" ""Dwayne who?"" ""Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!"""

"Did you hear that HIV isn't spread by a virus? Yeah, it's spread by a fun guy"

"Radio One has banned its DJs from playing Madonna songs, saying that at 56 she is old and irrelevant. Yeah, at the BBC they only like them young."