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Joke of the Day

"When I was a kid, my parents gave me a drum set for Christmas. They let me bang them as long as it wasn't after midnight. They always slept better after being banged."

"Who was the worlds first capenter? Eve, she made Adam's banana stand."

"Have you seen that movie Constipated? It hasn't come out yet."

"What's Hitler's favorite music genre? Reich and Roll"

"An interesting fact about owls. Their heads can rotate up to 360 degrees before it comes off in your hand."

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"" (as told by my Irish granddad)"

"Did I ever tell you the story about Lola? I wont do it with family around."

"I asked a scientist how close humanity is to speed-of-light travel ""We're relatively far off."""

"A gun is like a coupon that works anywhere"

"How do we know cats are communists? All they ever say is Mao."