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Joke of the Day
"Ever read a classic novel that really moves you? I feel that way about cheesecake."
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"College was the most expensive nap I ever took."
"How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool? ""Please get out of the swimming pool."""
"What's Ned Stark's favorite cereal? Raisin Bran"
"Two Irishmen walk out of a pub."
"irony - Using words to mean the opposite of their literal meaning. ironey - Made of iron."
"Brigadier Popcorn was recently demoted. He is a colonel now."
"Prank Idea For The Ladies: Swallow a plastic dinosaur, then make an appointment to get an ultrasound."
"Shout out to those who can't hear good"
"I just lost 130 pounds of useless fat, that was sucking the life out of me I got a divorce"