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Joke of the Day
"What does a Polish guy do on the ice? He breaks in."
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"A Guy Doing Push Ups 'One.. Two.. Three..' *A Girl Passes by..* Guy: ""82.. 83.. 84.."""
"Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired."
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"Guys, I only wanna hear about your ex if she is dead.If you still talk about her, I'll murder her so we can have an interesting conversation"
"Web MD should go ahead and sell caskets."
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