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Joke of the Day

"1. The truth will set you free. 2. The truth hurts. 3. Being set free hurts."

"My brain is like Internet Explorer Slow, rarely used, and needs some things deleted from its history"

"Have you seen the prices of Almonds and Cashews? They're nuts."

"My head is throbbing, maybe i have amnesia nah, I don't remember hitting my head"

"Virgins So a guy makes a joke in front of a bunch of virgins. No one gets it."

"What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest? A dookie"

"Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents."

"Why did the farmer screw their sheep on a cliff? They push back harder. (Told to me by my NZ step father about Australians, of course.)"

"If you're thinking of getting a hairless cat, go the extra mile and get a catless cat."

"What type of sushi does Bob Seger like? That Old Thai Moroccan Roll."