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Joke of the Day
"There's no greater waste of time in life than wishing a one-year-old a happy birthday."
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"What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? Going to hell."
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"This presentation was so boring I slept through most of it. I guess public speaking just isn't my thing."
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"Who is the biggest prostitute alive? Mrs. Pacman. For 25 cents she'll swallow balls until she dies."