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Joke of the Day

"There's no greater waste of time in life than wishing a one-year-old a happy birthday."

"Try this one crazy trick to get people to click on things! See. It worked."

"Thanks but I don't need help in your store or any other store. I've been in a ton of stores. I know how they work."

"Cashier: Going snorkeling huh? Me: Yeah. Should be fun. Cashier: Watch out for sea snakes. Me: Hi, I'd like to return these."

"Home Alone 3: Take the Hint, Kevin"

"Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms!"

"One man's junk is another man's treasure... especially to gay people"

"You know why God loved Mother Mary so much? Virgin Milf ( )"

"Why is a good husband like bread dough? Because his wife needs him."

"Running a custard factory has its challenges You really go through thick and thin."