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Joke of the Day

"Why dont guys like working in the rain? Because only pussys get wet."

"What makes an ink joke so funny? The plot."

"What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath? You can't ride your bike on a sociopath"

"The 1st cup was used in 1874, the 1st helmet was used in 1974. It only took 100 years to learn our brain is also important."

"What is E.T. short for? It has little legs."

"My x-girlfriend had a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh It was amazing! If you put your ear to it you could smell the ocean!!!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ? Attila you no lies !"

"What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth."

"My wife said the infinity scarf I got her is too small and I said: ""That's mathematically impossible."" Anyhoo, we're divorced now."

"My mother told me if I dislike someine, I'd have to walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they tried to get me, I'd be a mile away and they'd have no shoes."