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Joke of the Day
"I found out when my birthday was and now I can never have a surprise party."
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"A man was arrested for having sex inside a West Virginian Olive Garden with an employee. Apparently he took ""When you're here, you're family"" too literally."
"What you call a responsible porn star? Fistfully conservative!"
"Donald Trump always looks like he's trying to apply lip gloss in a rear view mirror."
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... ... It's impossible to put down"
"Donald Trump's dick is so shriveled and emaciated,... Obama called in drone strikes on it."
"I once threw an abstinence party... And no one came. Edit: grammar."
"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey But then I turned myself around"
"Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them? Because they're the ideal gas."
"What's Hitler's favourite VW? A Golf"