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Joke of the Day
"What's Hitler's favourite VW? A Golf"
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"So my close friends kid wanted to be Batman. So a murdered his parents after giving them tickets to the opera. He doesn't seem so keen now."
"Tyrone says ""come on shaniqua one extra stripe on a zebra wont hurt her"" She replies "" fucker stop talking about my strech marks"""
"What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library? Digest Readers."
"Making an effort in 2013 to cut away distractions so I can spend more time with my iPhone."
"My wife treats me like GOD!! She takes no notice of my existence till she wants something."
"Why don't Jews eat pussy? It's too close to the gas chamber."
"[end of long conversation] HER: let me give you my number ME: great! [forgot name] how do you spell your name? HER: ME: HER: k-i-m ME:"
"How do we know Snow White was a hipster? She could never say no to apple."
"I picked my nose in traffic today. Secretly hoping a tweeter who had run out of joke material saw me. You've gotta give to get, people."