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Joke of the Day
"Q: What kind of pizza do pilots like? A: Plain."
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"2003: Fear that ppl from the internet will find me in real life. 2013: Fear that ppl from real life will find me on the internet."
"Two Jehovah Witnesses walk into a bar. LOL JK. They knocked."
"If we're dating and you call me bae, boo or daddy... I'm walking out on you like, well, your daddy."
"(Date) Me: Sorry I have terrible anxiety and get picnic attacks. Her: You mean panic attacks? Me: *pulling basket out* Oh god make it stop"
"Chuck Norris's sweat has burned holes in concrete."
"Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit."
"FRIEND: Wow you have bought A LOT of frozen food ME: I like to plan ahead FRIEND: But you haven't got a freezer ME: I'm a terrible planner"
"What do Americans and Putin have in common? They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving."
"What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff"