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Joke of the Day
"How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend to his parents? Meat patty"
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"Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!"
"Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!"
"What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library? Overdue"
"If anyone wants a tiger let me know. I bought one but he's being a d-bag and won't wear the matching sunglasses I bought us."
"I once got diarrhea on a road trip but I went on, undeterred."
"What'd the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me."
"Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner? He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving."
"I don't know why I broke up with my girl at the gym... I guess we just weren't working out."
"The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously."