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Joke of the Day
"2 Mexicans escape from prison. ""Jesus, take the wheel!"""
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"If you don't pay your exorcist You get repossessed"
"What do bisexuals use for transportation? Bicycles."
"1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ? 2nd Witch: He's mean nasty ugly smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too !"
"I told my mom I was going to go work the polls. She replied, ""don't forget to wipe it down before you start your set."""
"Long term health risks include death... DOESN'T THAT END YOUR TERM?!?!?!"
"DATE: so what kind of writing do you do? ME: um, cursive, regular... DATE: no I mean- ME: actually I can't do cursive :/"
"Who had it worse than the Jews in 1941? The Jews in 1942."
"This coffee tastes like... ...mud, because it was ground a few minutes ago. EDIT: how to tag as 'dirty'?"
"When two organisms mutually benefit, it's called ""symbiosis"" When only one organism benefits, it's called ""parasitism."" When neither benefits, that's called ""marriage."""