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Joke of the Day
"I don't always eat breakfast in my underwear but when I do, I get escorted out of Waffle House."
Next Joke
"People complain about the weather and politics till the cows come home... and then they complain about how there are cows in their house."
"Never trust a man that says, ""Trust me."" and never trust a woman that says ""It's fine."""
"It's official... My voice is incapable of making, ""Thanks. I appreciate that"" not sound sarcastic."
"When pharmacist gets sick....... Does the doctor give him a taste of his own medicine?"
"What do you call an all panda furry orgy? Panda-moan-ium"
"A local radio station was finishing up a competition and the woman said she was ""racking up the tally"" I guess that makes her a **tallyracker**."
"If 1 in 5 Women get raped Then why don't they just travel in packs of fours?"
"I picked up a Jewish girl today, wanna know how? With a dustpan."
"What's the difference between communism and capitalism? In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite."