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Joke of the Day
"I drank half a bottle of NyQuil and tried to call Audrey Hepburn on my microwave"
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"How do you kill a vegan vampire? Steak to the heart."
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"Chinese magican Did you hear about the Chinese Magican who did magic with Chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve."
"What's the main ingredient when making pickle bread? Dill dough."
"Son just threatened to poke me in the 'belly butthole"". Pretty sure he meant belly button, but I'm on guard just in case."
"How do you make soup golden? You add 24 carrots."
"I think I need to put my dog on antidepressants I ask him how his day was. His answer is always ""Rough"""
"what do you call a gay dyslexic? a dyxlixic"
"By Putting the Punchline in the Title How do you screw up a joke?"