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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy."

"The ocean isn't shark-infested. It's the ocean. That's where sharks live. We aren't supposed to be there. Humans infest the ocean."

"If you ever see me with one of those stick figure family bumper stickers it means I'm dead and someone is wearing my skin"

"Why did the blind couple get divorced? They couldn't see eye to eye"

"What did Rudolph the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine? This will sleigh you."

"Did you know that national middle child day was last week? Yeah... Nobody else did either..."

"A Kraft cheese factory recently burned down... No one reported the fire for hours, because no one believed that there actually were hot Singles in the area."

"An Irishman walks into a bar .... An Irishman walks into a bar full of Englishmen. Looks around, and then says: ""Right, this looks like a fair fight."""

"And for dinner... Mary had a little lamb."

"My boss has a rather shrill phone voice. I once spent 20m talking to him, before realizing it was actually someone trying to send us a fax."