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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a married cougar? A cheetah."
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"What is E.T short for? Because it has little legs."
"What do you call a person who speaks three languages? Trilingual! Two Languages? Bilingual! Only one language? Americans~"
"Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has it's pros and Khans"
"what do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates? a tear-jerker"
"Good News! Jesus is Coming! Bad News! He's bring terraforming equipment."
"Yes I have exams. No, I'm not easily distracted. Yes, my shadow is interesting."
"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We better get some support before they think we're nuts!"
"Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill."