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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a married cougar? A cheetah."
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"How did the farmer find his wife? He tractor down."
"I am a Amish man with no access to the internet, AMA Did you even read the title?"
"Up-Dog Something smells like updog."
"Does anybody know if Maternity Wards are open today?"
"If a tramp and a bunch of rich people are dressed the same, how does the tramp stand out? He begs to differ."
"What's gray and comes in quarts? Elephants."
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool? Bob"
"My laptop just passed away. What's the mourning period for this? Do I need to wear black? Is it ok to cry?"
"They say you shouldn't smoke or drink when pregnant. I disagree. Best give it a shot before you splash out on another abortion. Besides there are only so much hangers in the world."