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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? Nobody wants a garbanzo bean on their face....ha!"

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"My father is Hungarian and my mother is Welsh That makes me well hung...."
"Last night, I had dinner at one of those illicit restaurants where you can dine on endangered species. I left there full of egret."
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"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? ...Christopher Walken"
"The easiest way to confuse a woman is to give her a choice."
"What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it? Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees."
"I deserve an award for beating up a school shooter... I beat him up every day for nearly a year before he shot up the school."
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