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Joke of the Day

"Rick Astley asked to borrow my Pixar collection. I said ""Rick, you can have Toy Story, Cars & Finding Nemo but I'm never gonna give you Up"""

"Greek Life Q: Why did the young Greek boy run away from home? A: He was not being reared right!"

"Did you read the novel about the US drug epidemic? The heroin gets abused."

"Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept? How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative."

"How do you find Will Smith in a snowy forest? You look for his fresh prints. ( )"

"When is a rabbi dishonest? July"

"Did you hear what sandy did to New Jersey? A few billion dollars worth of improvements"

"Two antennas meet on a roof and fall in love... They date for awhile, get engaged, and then get married. The wedding ceremony itself wasn't that great, but the reception was amazing!"

"Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends"

"[after first date] Him: I had a great time, I'd love to see you again Her: Yes, we should do this again sometime but with other people"