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Joke of the Day

"Rick Astley asked to borrow my Pixar collection. I said ""Rick, you can have Toy Story, Cars & Finding Nemo but I'm never gonna give you Up"""

"Boss: How come I don't see you doing any work? Me: Because you have no imagination!"

"At an Irish wedding, someone said, ""Would all the married men stand next to the one person that has made your life worth living?"" The bartender was almost crushed to death."

"How do you break up an Arab Bingo game? Yell B-52."

"A Cop, Indian, GI, Construction Worker and a Cowboy walk into a bar... Am I in the wrong place or are they?"

"What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? We don't know; she hasn't opened her presents yet."

"Why was Hitler a great comedian? Cuz you can't spell slaughter without laughter"

"Tom Cruise has signed on for Mission Impossible IV. His impossible mission is trying not to show up on everyone's gaydar."

"You know why those automatic sensor sinks save water? Because none of them fucking work"

"What did Hitler dream of during the holidays? A WHITE Christmas!"